What Your Favorite (Cheap, Shitty) Beer Says About You
It’s that magical time of the year again in Evanston: early March. Nobody has seen the sun in three months, finals are rapidly approaching as all of your friends at other schools gear up for spring...
View ArticleKeg Week 2013: The Eulogy
One week ago Sunday, The Keg of Evanston closed its doors for the very last time. Tonight we conclude our Keg Week 2013 with what may–for better or worse–be the very last article we ever post about...
View ArticleThe Good, The Bad, and The Hordes of Drunk High Schoolers: A Review of Lolla...
“It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.” While this iconic line is best known for opening Charles Dickens’ famous novel, A Tale of Two Cities, few people realize that he originally used...
View ArticleWinter Quarter at Northwestern is Amazing and I Don’t Care Who Knows It
Listen up, Wildcats. Betches love to complain about winter in Evanston. It’s soooo cold. Rush is soooo boring. I don’t have a date for Valentine’s Day. Nobody will ever love me. I’m going to die alone...
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